141+ Insulting Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

• My deepest sympathies are with you for the loss of money and youth. Happy birthday!

• Everyone gets wishes with each passing birthday. I guess, you are the only creature who is getting stupid with every birthday. God bless you and happy birthday!

• With each birthday, you are getting close to becoming a senior citizen. Wishing happy birthday to the senior citizen-to-be.

• Your birthday is the only day when I use superlative terms like smartest, wisest, coolest, for you. Happy birthday, friend!

• Soon you are going to reach an age when candles won’t fit in your birthday cake. Happy birthday oldy!

• On your birthday, I pray to god to give you a life long enough to see your teeth and hair fall. Happy birthday!

• Getting old on your birthday is not a bad thing after all. You will be dead soon and free from worldly suffering. Happy birthday, friend!

• The whole tradition of giving birthday gifts is preposterous. I mean, you are basically giving gifts to a person who is going one step closer to death. Happy birthday, soon going to die, friend!

• May you live long enough to terrify your grandchildren with big wrinkles. Happy birthday!

• Don’t you feel tantalized by the fact that a dashing person like me will give you a birthday gift? Happy birthday buddy!Also Visit:-  Friend Quotes

• I hope your birthday turns out to be as awesome as your high school result. LOL, that was terrible. Happy birthday buddy!

• I guess we both are born only to fulfill the purpose of reminding each other on our birthdays. Happy birthday my loveliest friend!

• A researcher has said that those who give birthday parties live longer than those who don’t. Now, the decision of the party is on you. Happy birthday!

• I am super allergic to stupid people. Thankfully, you are not one of them. Happy birthday my lovely friend!

• You are perhaps the only person in the world who doesn’t pick calls on his birthday. Forget about birthday wishes and gifts if I don’t get a party this year.

• You bumped into the planet on this day and that’s your only achievement. Happy birthday dear friend!

• Thank goodness birthday comes only once in a year, otherwise most of my pocket-money would have gone in bringing birthday cakes and candles for you. Happy birthday, friend!

• Every year, on your birthday, I pray to God to make you wise. It seems like your sins outweigh your good deeds. That’s why God is not listening to my prayers. Happy birthday, friend!

• May you survive long enough to see your teeth falling and others eating your birthday cake. Happy Birthday!

Insulting Happy Birthday Quotes for Best Friend

• If you think life is funny then you are wrong. Just look at yourself in a mirror and you will get the meaning of funny. Happy birthday my friend!

• The best return gift I can get on your birthday is the erasure of your birth date from my memory. Happy birthday!

• On the auspicious occasion of your birthday, I want to redefine the definition of best friend and throw you out of my life. Happy birthday!

• The only reason I tolerate your sorry ass is because you throw a damn good birthday party. Happy birthday my boy!

• Happy birthday to my dearest friend who is now old enough to be called a senior citizen and a cranky old man with a big belly.

• Considering the pace at which you are aging, pretty soon your legs will be hanging on the grave. Happy birthday my idiot friend!

• Hey friend, your birthday is the only day on which people actually bless you with sweet words. The rest of the days, you are a laughing stock to them. Happy birthday, dear friend!

• Whenever I look at you, I think how the hell this person has survived till yet. Happy birthday dude!

• As long as the sun and the moon are alive, I will keep insulting my best friend. Happy birthday to the most idiotic friend ever!

• It is my heartfelt wish to lift you up on my shoulders on your birthday. But you are so fucking heavy. Happy birthday fatso!

• Age is directly proportional to wisdom. In your case, it is inversely proportional. What a disgrace you are! Anyways, happy birthday dumbo jumbo.

• On your birthday, I strongly wish you get white hair and look like an uncle as soon as possible. Happy birthday dude!

• If I could get a huge gift for you on your birthday, it would definitely be all my problems. Happy birthday, friend!

• On your special day, I wholeheartedly wish May you live long enough to see my success and you work in my company, and call me a boss. Happy birthday!

• Even a devil’s heart changes after a certain time. But you are the only being on this planet who hasn’t changed a bit till yet. Happy birthday to the biggest procrastinator in the world!

• The day you were born your parents would have definitely said, “What a waste of sperm?” Happy birthday, dude!

• Though I am always rude to you, I promise I won’t behave rudely on your birthday. I will be unbearable. Happy birthday! May Lord gives you enough money to throw me a party.

• The only noteworthy achievement of your life is getting born on Christmas when everyone accidentally celebrates your birthday. Happy birthday my boy!

• I swear to God if I don’t get your birthday party this year, either you will be a dead man or our friendship will end for sure. Happy birthday to the most parsimonious man I know. Happy birthday!

• I am still waiting for that golden day when others will start wishing you a happy birthday except me. What a loner you are! Happy birthday my best buddy!

• May the almighty showers everything you want in life except money, fame,and Lamborghini. Wishing you a joyous birthday!

• Cheers to one more year of being broke, getting old, ugly, and fat. Anyways, happy birthday to you!

• I am living with the hope that one day I will get to drink unlimited booze and scrumptious food at your birthday party someday. I hope that day arrives before I die. Happy birthday you miser!

• My lovely friend deserves the best gift on her birthday. The gift of my priceless Hug. What were you expecting? Victoria secrets lingerie. Happy birthday sexy girl!

• The only thing you can cut well in life is your birthday cake but not my second base. Happy birthday my loser boyfriend!

• It’s your big day and you are my best friend doesn’t mean I will rope in lavish and exorbitant gifts for you. Just be content with my sweet birthday wishes this year!

• Happy birthday my dear bestie! I wish you get richer, smarter, and more beautiful with each passing day, but not more than me.

• Hey girl, you are slowly reaching an age where even plastic surgery couldn’t save you from looking ugly and pathetic. Just learn to live with this fact. Happy birthday!

• Getting older is always traumatic when you lose money, friends, and charm simultaneously. Oh sweetheart, have my sympathy along with best birthday wishes.

Naughty Birthday Wishes for Friend

• Hey buddy, let’s make your birthday night the craziest birthday night celebration of all time. Buck up your ass for a sassy birthday party. May you have a frigging awesome birthday!

• Until I get all the due birthday parties of your previous birthdays, I am not gonna send the birthday wishes of your this year’s birthday. Decide what you want.

• As soon as we wrap your birthday, I will take you to a hot place where you will think twice before closing your eyes. Yeah baby, be ready for a sexy night. Before that, happy birthday!

• Is it my imagination or are you seriously becoming hornier with each passing birthday? You better find a girl or pretty soon you will turn into a gay. Happy birthday my best friend!

• Hey buddy, how about inviting only hookers instead of friends and family members on your birthday? You will become the talk of the town the next day. Happy birthday buddy!

• Today is the birthday of my best buddy. I ensure you will get to enjoy all the things you long for in life: booze, babes, and the bong. Happy birthday!

• Happy birthday to my sexiest friend. Your sexiness propels the ladies to throw off their panties.

• Baby, your notoriety always bubbles me up with energy and kinkiness. Happy birthday, hotshot!

• The way you are aging, I am pretty sure you will be walking with the help of a stick by next birthday. Each birthday is sucking the energy out of your legs. Anyways, happy birthday, my friend!

• It’s my humbleness for you to not blow the birthday cake too hard. Because your breath still stinks hard. Happy birthday to my forever best friend!

• As you are horny all the time, my birthday gift for you will be an artificial vagina. Now for god sake, stop spreading your horny vibes everywhere. Happy birthday dear friend!

• On your happy 25th birthday, I genuinely wish you to marry this year or I have to arrange the ticket to Bangkok for you. Happy birthday my naughty friend!

• People become the jack of all trades. But you become Jackass for all girls. I mean who on earth sends sexy messages to an all-female batchmate at 2AM. Happy birthday to the king of the horniest people.

• The pace at which your height is increasing with each passing day I am pretty sure soon you will end up living in a zoo. Happy birthday to the blackest friend of all.

• The one and the only reason we both are still best friends is because we both have eccentric personalities and crazy minds. Happy birthday my partner in crime.

• If an institution organizes the competition of the most dirty mind, you will be the undisputed champion of that competition. Happy birthday sexy boy.

• I so badly wanted to tell you how I feel about you so I have written all the crap about your birthday greeting. I hope you will respect my feelings. Jokes apart, happy birthday my friend!

• On your big day, I am finally going to reveal the wish that I have been asking God for you for a long time; May you have sex with the hottest girl in the college. Happy birthday my best buddy!

• Hey best friend, you better not wear any of your favorite dresses on your birthday because I am going to tear that anyway. Happy birthday, dude!
• On your birthday, I can guarantee you one thing; either it’s going to be your greatest day of the year or the worst one. Fingers crossed the baby. Happy birthday!