Funny Birthday Wishes For Husband

• Hey Hubby, for your birthday, I wanted to wish you the very best possible. Then I remembered… you already have me. So no need. Happy Birthday!
• Happy birthday to you today, my incredible man! You are the sweetest, kindest, and most loving human I know, so I have no idea what I did to deserve a husband like you! I’m a very lucky lady indeed!
• Happy birthday to the only person I would rescue in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
• Who needs a husband who looks like Ryan Gosling when I have my very own Steve Carell waiting for me at home? (I love Steve Carell, I think he’s hilarious!) Happy birthday, husband. I love you!
• From our first drink together to our last, I’ll never regret sharing a table with you. Happy Birthday, Husband!
• You are by far my favorite husband, no one else comes close. Happy birthday, husband.
• You are always the golden rule! Treat your wife like a queen on your birthday since it is one of the biggest golden rules because your wife is beautiful.
• Marriage is all about teamwork: We talk, we discuss the options, then we both agree to do it my way! But it’s your lucky day since I threw you this awesome party! Happy Birthday!
• I don’t know how to express my feelings about your sense of possession. I just wanted to say you are a crazy big boy. Happy birthday, love!
• Dear hubby, the kids now have been counting the grey hair in your beard, but I am counting your awesome birthday celebration we spent together. Have a lovely birthday!
• Husband, you are like mac-n-cheese. It’s very cheesy, but also very comforting. Today let’s relax and enjoy your birthday!
• You never fail to annoy me every chance you get. But I think that’s the whole dynamic of our marriage. You do the annoying and I do the blowing up. I wouldn’t have it any other way. I love you, husband. I hope you have a great birthday!
• Happy Birthday to a magical husband. You turned me to go with your wizardly smile all those years ago, and I gotta say you still have that magic touch!
• I wondered what gift I should get for such a sweet, loving husband on your birthday but then I realized something… What more could you possibly want or need when you have a wonderful wife like me! Happy birthday, my love!
• Of course, I think you’re beautiful, my handsome husband, but if beauty is in the eye of the beholder then surely that means I’m beautiful too! I guess that’s why we make such a beautiful pair! Happy birthday, hubby!
• Happy birthday to my old man, literally! You’re getting older with each passing year, my dear husband. Don’t worry, though, it happens to the best of us eventually! Enjoy this birthday and however many more you have left!
• Wishing a fantastic birthday to my special man! No one else would take you, so I guess I would better plan for a lifetime together!
• Happy birthday to my forever young partner in crime.
• Happy birthday to you, my love, You are the smartest man alive on earth and I am the craziest woman alive. You were very smart enough to ask my hand in marriage and I was very crazy enough to say, Yes.
• Don’t worry about the party that I am giving as we will keep celebrating until the last hair on your head. Happy birthday, sweetheart!
• My father’s favorite business strategy has taught me a lot. If you can’t beat them, join them. Now that I can’t beat the love you have for me, I will join and love you forever. Happy birthday!
• Sometimes, I wonder how you put up with me. I remember that I put up with you too. That means we’re even! Happy Birthday to a husband, companion, and best friend!
• Here’s to a husband who still likes to embrace his inner bad boy… without ever leaving the couch. Happy Birthday!
• I love you more than cake and candles combined. Happy birthday to my one and only husband!
• You are the best husband a girl can think about. You are smart, handsome and almost 2 meters. Yes, your height has always been my weakness. Love you, my basketball player. Happy birthday!
• My dearest husband, the moment I made my mind to be your wife I meant business. I want to be with you for the rest of my life. Happy birthday!
• Happy birthday to the man who makes me laugh every day so hard when I cry tears of joy. May we always be as excited as we are today.
• Your birthday has finally come to an end so go and clean the kitchen. Happy birthday, sweetie!
• Happy birthday, my love! I know it’s your special day today but there’s so much more meaning to it than that… Another birthday
• I love having very much in my life that makes me laugh unless and until I pee. I love you and I hope your birthday is as outstanding as you are, my dear, husband!
• I’m so glad that we’ll grow old together. Especially since you’ll always have a head start. Happy Birthday, Love!
• You’re the best husband a lady could hope for. Kind, handsome, charming, and clever. If only were also tall. Not to worry, 4 out of 5 boxes is not bad at all! Happy Birthday!
• I used to think that husbands are to protect wives from danger. But the irony is I had to protect you from a cockroach. Happy birthday!
• Happy birthday, peanut butter. I am nuts about you.
• I forgot to get you a fancy gift this birthday, though I have to do something sentimental. I have bought you a whole new red outfit that I want you to rock out with at work tomorrow. Happy birthday!
• You should be pleased that you have the most awesome wife in the entire world. It should be your best gift ever. Happy birthday, dear Husband!
• Happy birthday, my lovely husband! I’ll be honest, I thought about teasing you on your birthday this year. After all, as your funny wife, not only is it expected from me but it’s kinda my responsibility, too!
• You are simply the best husband in the world. On your birthday, I’m wishing you lots of love, kisses, and hugs. Wonderful birthday darling.
• Happy birthday, my dear husband, you’re funny, sweet, and simply the best. You make me laugh and smile you’re better than all the rest!
• I’m so glad that we’ll grow old together. Especially since you’ll always have a head start. Happy Birthday, Love!
• Just two words: ‘Happy birthday.’ Well, three more: ‘I love you.’
• You suck at aging! Can you at least try to look older? Happy birthday, Handsome!
• Today is your birthday but to tell you the truth, I’m the real winner because I ended up with a husband like you! Happy birthday, my love!
• Dear Hubby, I wanted to get you something special for your birthday but you already have the best gift ever … ME!
• I love you for so many reasons, and today you’re giving me an excuse to eat cake, so it’s really over the top. Happy Birthday!
• I think I am the luckiest child of God because he gave me ‘’Mr. Know it all’’. Happy birthday, darling!
• Happy birthday to my handsome husband who still isn’t showing his age, or acting it either! I guess really I’m lucky my hubby hasn’t changed and that he’s still the same great man I met and fell in love with all those years ago!
• You should be glad that you have got the most awesome wife in the whole world. It should be your best gift. Happy Birthday, Husband.
• Happy birthday! I love you more than I love chocolate and wine!
• Wishing my husband a Happy Birthday! Usually, I would let someone know that getting older is not such a big deal! In your case, it IS a big deal! Seriously, you should be worried, right now
• Happy birthday to my husband who is intelligent, funny, and gorgeous, and who reminds me a lot of myself! I guess that’s why we make the perfect pair because we share so many wonderful similarities!
• You always frustrate me, irritate me, you make me crazy, and that’s how I want it to be all throughout my life. Happy birthday, sweetheart.
• You should always be thankful for my love. It is the only thing that has kept me from kicking you all these years. Happy birthday, honey!
• A yearly reminder, dear Husband, to be careful about laughing about my choices. After all, you’re one of them. Happy Birthday!
• When it comes to beer, you are a real go-getter. You get a beer and get a spot on the couch if you are sure beer will be available. Happy birthday!
• You have got a birthday wish from someone as special as me, what more can you ask for? Happy birthday!
• Remember, on your birthday, calories don’t count, hangovers evaporate, work deadlines can be missed and your kids can take care of themselves. Happy birthday!
• Honey, did you ever realize that you’re just like red pepper, you get spicier with every year? Happy Birthday to my feisty husband!
• Happy birthday to my hubby! Don’t let getting older get you down, just always remember that no matter how old you become, no matter how many wrinkles or gray hairs start to appear, at least you’ll always have a beautiful, gorgeous, young-looking wife by your side to make up for it
• For better or for worse, even if sometimes you might annoy me, you’re the husband I want today, tomorrow, forever you always have been and you always will be! I’m sending you birthday wishes filled with lots of love on your special day this year, my dear!
• also means another year that we’ve survived each other, hubby! Congratulations to you and more importantly, congratulations to us!
• Most of the year you spoil me. Today, it’s payback time! Happy Birthday, Hon.
• You may not have the hero physique, strength, or endurance, but no one takes out the garbage quite like you! Happy Birthday to a Super Husband!
• I know we have been through a lot. Our parents may as well disapprove of us getting married but now that you know how stubborn I can be, you should be ready to never get what you want from me. Happy birthday, sweetheart!
• We don’t need money to stick together; we just need some good beer and football. Happy birthday!
• I love the way you stick to me… that’s how I want us to be sticky because it’s easy to be together every minute of our time. Happy birthday!
• You’re a wonderful husband but a horrible cook. You stole an awesome wife like me, you sure are a crook. But on your big day I just want you to know I’ll wait until you’re a bit older before I go!
• Wishing you the best birthday to my entertainer, best friend, soulmate, counselor, partner in crime, and dear husband. I hope this special day exceeds all expectations you’ve pretended not to have.
• Your birthday is important to me, Husband! It means you are off the couch for one day out of the year!
• You are such a handsome, loyal and annoying husband. I put that last one in there so you’d know I was telling the truth.
• No worries, baby! With every new wrinkle, my love is growing beyond your fleeting good looks. Happy birthday, my world!
• Sorry, babe, but I can’t help you blow out your candles today — you’ve taken all my breath away! Happy birthday.
• Happy birthday, my dear husband. You’re funny, sweet, and simply the best. You make me laugh and smile. You’re better than the rest!